Glenn's Ramblings

I was told to get some balls this evening

Got them Sis

Well we have been and gone
Quick trip to the south to see Debbie's auntie and uncle then fly over to Whanganui to see Debbie's Sister and Brother in law
Had a great trip down with plenty of stops.

Had a even better time visiting those we visited which wasn't as many as we wanted
Didn't even get to see any others.

Did spend some quality time with family though so that was good.
Another trip will be had sooner rather than later.

On the way back we were hoping to have the snow with us again but bugger it was raining most of the way home although a little snow on the side of the raods nothing to raelly write home to about though.

All in all a good trip and really enjoyed being away from the rat race.

G

Good day today, up early and off to the diabetic nurse to have a chat seen I haven't seen them for over 12 months

Back home and pick up Deb and Krystal and went to Manakua as we had to go to the office to put in Deb's acc form in.

Back home and pulled apart both computer desks as the wheels had started to break, shit wheels came with them so went to the trusty two dollar shop and they had wheels for ....... you guessed it $2 each.
Purchased 10 and had to cut the old ones and weld the new wheels to the old base. Great stuff cause they work bloody well.

Just prepared dinner and now relaxing with a home made rum

Life is good and better still that I got my jobs done today as the wx was great.

Till next time...when ya pass wind next make sure no ones listening

G

Proud to be an Aussie!!

ONLY AUSSIES

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or A Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and..... Only in Australia ... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... Do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Australia ... Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

NOT TO MENTION....

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

Spent my day brewing and running around for everyone else today.
Have you ever thought the kids are just here to piss you off and do nothing but lounge around....

Spent the best part of today running the still man what a hassel, It's better to just buy it I think..
Took from around 11am till just now 5.30pm that includes cleaning everything up but still that's far too long.

A bloody pain

Now I know why I don't like giving it away when ppl ask for it.. As if I want to spent over 6 hours of my day to give it away.

Yes a moan today cause I was hoping to get another stuff done as well Oh and a bike ride

G